w e l c o m e t o o u r r e g i s t r y

We have been lucky enough to be #blessed with a home full of more high end shit than we know what to do with...

seriously, it's like a fucking Bloomingdale's catalog in here - please don't give us any more shit.

With that being said, you're not getting off that easy you cheap fuck...

In lieu of weird, large forks and fancy serving trays we'll never invite you over to use,

(because we secretly hate you all)

we are asking our family/friends to donate to our bank account.

We are going to Bora Bora for 8 days, and that shit wasn't cheap.

Instructions are below:

First, you'll want to think long and hard about every nice thing or favor either of us have ever done for you...jk...or am I?

Second, mentally prepare yourself for the huge L your bank account is about to take, again, think about all the favors.

Third, click this button below to give us your hard earned money...quid pro quo? never heard of her.